character - Prabhakar

character - Nawab Sabab

character - Prem Kumar

character - Dauji

character - Ram Naresh Mishra (Mishraji)

character - Jagjeet Singh

character - Ratanraj Jindal

character - Paramjeet Singh Bhuller

character - Bhadrapratap

character - Usman Ali Murad

character - Jagjeet Singh

character - Advocate Tagra

character - Sattar

character - Himansh Sethi

character - Ramkhilawan Buddhu

character - Brian Morris / Santa Claus

character - Bechu Bhai

character - Sachin Kantilal Mathur

character - Bichhi

character - Nawab Mehmood Shah

character - Self

character - Sir Yograj Khanna

character - Dr. Baldev Chaddha

character - Inspector Keemat Lal

character - Goginder Singh

character - Hari Singh

character - Landlord

character - Self

character - Justice Balwant Khanna

character - School Teacher

character - KK

character - Munnu Mobile

character - Himself

character - Imran

character - Qwaali Singer

character - Anand Lagpade

character - Veera Savarkar

character - Charlie

character - Surinder

character - Mahatma Gandhi

character - Vikram "Vicky" Oberoi

character - Bihari (Daulatram's cook)

character - Jagan

character - Havaldar Arjun Singh

character - Paltu / I.C. Mishra

character - Madhav

character - Drunkard

character - Daddu

character - Shiv Charan Mathur

character - Abbas Ali / Guldasta

character - Tiny Man

character - Baba

character - Mr. Gaitonde - Editor

character - Juror #9

character - Chhadam Lal / Chhadami

character - Sanjeevan

character - Masseur who is trying to be an ascetic

character - Anil

character - Nagesh

character - Chelaram (as Anu Kapoor)

character - The Doctor

character - Self